Hey, Wonka.

These Everlasting Gobstoppers - why are you selling them in such huge boxes?

Everlasting.

EVERLASTING.

Honestly.

Ha. Haha. Hahaha.

(Evidently, when I don’t sleep at a normal time, I use my webcam to entertain myself. Not like that. Obviously.) 

PEOPLE OF TUMBLR.

Hello. Fancy helping me out?

I’ve just had a haircut and am looking for some new specs to match the new look that I’m desperately trying to rock.

So. The frames on the left are black, and are what I wear now, the ones in the middle are a deep cherry red and the ones on the right are tortoiseshell. Luckily, I can actually get both pairs as part of a BOGOF deal through Glasses Direct, but I just wanted to get some other opinions as to whether the frames actually suit me or if they’re a bit too big for my face.

So come on then, thoughts? (Don’t be afraid to be honest, I can take some criticism.)

xx

Merry Christmas, you wonderful lot.

xx

Yep. Me in the Christmas Top of the Pops audience. Standard Monday.

Thanks internet advertising. THANKS.

Aw shit. Check me out, ruining everyone’s Christmas when they go to watch Mark Watson’s DVD this year.

Halloween 2011, bitches.

(I don’t do fancy dress. I’m not sure if you can tell…)

I will be seeing lots of lovely friends of mine in Edinburgh come the 14th, when I’m up for the Fringe Festival.

I don’t have an opportunity to get my hair cut before then, so I WILL look this much of a state. GET IN.

(Sorry.)

EDIT: I’ve got my hair pinned back here, it’s not some weird thinning cut.